OBSERVATION. As I'm flipping through the channels I come across several programs or commercials emphasizing the importance on various topics. All of which contain some valuable content. Commercials for feeding the hungry,programs on the mayan calendar (and how much milk bread and eggs one should have in the event of dooms day), the weather channel, and even the old nun w the eye patch on public access all contain something that may be of benefit to any viewer.
THEN I COME ACROSS Man vs. Food...I simply can't stand this slob. First, I just near vomit every time I watch him take an over sized bite of a cheese steak because ALWAYS a portion remains on his fat face. Second, aside from raiding the fridge he has no true kitchen or culinary experience with the exception being an overly zellous "flair" waiter who overuses the term "guys" when addressing any and all patrons. Finally, we come to the "Let's see how much trans fat can I slug in one sitting" challenge. NEVER HAVE I SEEN SOMEONE PUMP THEMSELF UP as well attempt to SELL THE CROWD on the notion that he's about to march down the field and score.
Kris Angel buried himself in 10 ft of snow and concrete and never once through his hands in the air while this guys tryin to do nothing more than show us how he buries his eating disorder w the spirit of competition! The good news is the shelf life of this " Bison Farmers dream" tv host can't go much longer. I'm willing to even bet he wants to go out in the blaze of glory... Whether choking over the last wing or drowning in a potato pool full of gravy doesn't matter to me. I'll take one eyed nun back anyday.
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