Cock Rings

Cock rings have many qualities that many men will enjoy :

1.When the penis is flaccid, cock rings act like a spacer. They distance the cock and balls from the rest of the body and, as a result, bring the whole package forward. Worn under clothing, cock rings thus help in shaping a flattering bulge in pants.

2.The weight of the cock ring (at least for heavier ones) tug on the genitals, emphasizing the owner’s perception of size and heft of their genitals. The weight also increases the man’s perception of his erection.

3. A correctly sized cock ring slightly squeezes the base of the shaft when the penis is erect, impeding the blood flow out of the penis. Consequently, the cock ring helps in fostering an erection that is maximally hard with the best girth possible.

4.As a part of the ejaculation process, the testicles need to be lifted and be pressed against the body. Since they impede on the rising of the testicles, cock rings help to delay ejaculation in part.

5.For men whose inguinal canals are too large (allowing the testicles to slip (at least in part) into these canals, the cock ring acts as a stopper to prevent the testes from entering this inguinal canal, thus avoiding painful ejaculations or some post orgasmic pains.

6.Cock rings are also useful for men with erectile dysfunction or those who tend to loose their erection too quickly, as a correctly sized ring will press on the veins of the penis and help maintain the erection.

There are various models of cock rings. Apart from the metal rings shown in the various example above, there are also rubber or silicone rings, as well as snap open/close rings. The later are the safest as they can be removed at any time.

True rings (like the metal examples above) can only be inserted or removed when the penis is flaccid. This can be a problem if the ring proves to be too small when full erection is achieved, creating a health hazard. (For metal cock rings, the soft penis must be inserted first, then the balls, one after the other. Same for rubber rings, generally. As for leather rings, they are usually held closed with a snap.)

Finally, it should be noted that, because they impede blood flow in part, cock rings should not be worn all day. They should be removed at least for the night to allow for a healthy blood flow (oxygenation and repair of tissues). And that is especially true for closed rings.

New Sex Rule: The 7-Minute Limit On Blowjobs

Here ye, here ye! We, the women of The Frisky, hereby decree that blowjobs should last no longer than seven minutes. Why seven minutes you ask? Men, let us do you a favor and explain why.

The initial enthusiasm to give a blowjob starts to die around the 5-minute mark. Slobbing the knob is hard fucking work. Your lady is concentrating on sheathing her teeth, generating spit, sucking, working her tongue, bobbing her head at the right rhythm all while trying to interpret what will make you come faster. (Note: We didn’t say harder.) Did his dick just flex? Was that a moan? To play with the balls, or not to play with the balls?

After seven minutes, severe boredom starts to set in. Our minds start to wander. We begin to create unrelated to do lists. Do I have milk? After he’s done, I really should do laundry. Ooh, is a new episode of “Scandal” on tonight? What’s Mellie gonna do next?! The list-making comes to an end pretty quickly though, as lip, neck, and jaw ache starts to set in. Not fun. We would like to invite all men to work a cucumber for 10 minutes and see how it feels.

After the 10-minute mark, annoyance starts to set in. Guys, seriously, if she keeps changing up her technique, she isn’t teasing you. She doesn’t want to prolong the process, trust. She was forced to use her hands from fear of dislocating her jaw. At this point, she’s probably staring up at you in anger wondering if you masturbated all day and that’s why you’re taking so long.

Men, don’t interpret this the wrong way. We don’t tell you this to put the pressure on. For everyone’s sake don’t stress out. (Most people can’t come under stress.) We share this information to assist you. We appreciate the time you spend reciprocating oral and are sure you have your own list of woes. But if blowjobs only lasted a seven minutes, more women would enjoy giving them and men would receive them at a higher frequency.

Men, do yourself a favor, come faster or, after seven minutes, smile down at her and tell her you want to fuck. We bet you 9 out of 10 times she gratefully replies yes.