Monday, May 6, 2013

The Month of May is Masturbation Month

Ah, the month of May. The weather heats up, the clothes come off and society encourages everyone to masturbate themselves silly. You read that right -- May is National Masturbation Month. So take a guilt-free break from trying to win over the girl of your dreams and focus on yourself for a little instead with the knowledge that everyone’s cool with it.

And if you’re brave enough to help destroy the stigma around self-love, you can raise money for sex-awareness groups at events like Philadelphia’s Masturbate-a-thon Fundraiser. Only 29 days left in May. Better get started!

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